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Quote: Cincinnatus wrote in post #273

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Hey, kids need to be disciplined.

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The maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”

Maria: "Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."

"The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Jor hozban he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?”


Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Jor hozban did."

Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?”


Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.




Maria: "No Senora... the gardener did."

Wife: "So, how much do you think would be fair?"