After national late-breaking news, knowing the number to call, Hillary phoned the president's residence in the White House shortly after midnight.
“I need to talk to the president, it’s an emergency!”, exclaimed Hillary.
After some cajoling, the president’s assistant agreed to wake him up.
“So, what is it that’s so important that it can’t wait until morning?”, grumbled Trump.
Hillary breathlessly replied: “Breaking news says [a certain liberal female] Supreme Court Justice just died, and please, please, I want to take her place.”, begged Hillary.
Trump thought about it and finally said: “Well, it’s OK with me if it’s OK with the mortuary.”, and hung up.
Illegitimi non Carborundum
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.- Orwell
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