Q: What washes up on very small beaches?A: Microwaves! Q: What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn’t move?A: The road! Q: Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?A: He was lucky it was a soft drink. Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?A: The scientists were brainstorming! Q: What did Delaware?A: A New Jersey Q: Why did Tony go out with a prune?A: Because he couldn’t find a date!Q: What did the man say to the wall?A: One more crack like that and I’ll plaster ya! Q: What do you get when you cross a fridge with a radio?A: Cool Music Q: What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
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Who writes your stuff...Henny Youngman?
Quote: PzLdr wrote in post #2Who writes your stuff...Henny Youngman?
"This is the most lavishly funded and entirely moronic foreign ministry on the planet."~~Mark Steyn's description of the US State Dept.
So, so bad! But, funny!
They have the tickle of snuff, mildly pleasant.
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