West Hollywood and Manhattan broke into street celebrations Saturday afternoon after cable news channels began calling the election for Biden, after a long, uncertain day. Joe woke up Saturday wondering if he was the president yet. Kamala Harris woke up asking herself the same thing.
Joe Biden was called the winner of the election after spending all year in his basement. Running mate Kamala's DA career in San Francisco was rescued by Mayor Willie Brown by becoming his protege and lover. Biden and Harris are both proof that in today's America you can still sleep your way to the top.
The Weather Channel warned Florida residents that Tropical Storm Eta will slam into Florida today. Torrential rainfall in mushy central Florida caused one cemetery to flood, resulting in caskets floating around on top of the water. It looked like Biden voters were holding a boat parade.
Senator Jodi Ernst said in February that Biden could be impeached as president for dealings in Ukraine. You can't impeach Biden over Biden family graft in Ukraine. We already impeached Trump over Biden family graft in Ukraine and the last thing Joe needs is another plagiarism charge.
Barack Obama gave interviews to 60 Minutes and Gayle King for the CBS Morning Show in order to plug his memoir. The New York Times noted how much grayer his hair has gotten. You know the left has finally gone too far this year when they complain Obama's hair isn't black enough.
Joe Biden last week repeated his vow to be president of all Americans and not just Americans who voted for him. These times make it tough to kiss and make up. Democrats just issued a message to all the people they've called racists and Nazis for four years that it's time to heal and work together.
White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany ripped social media and Google for censoring bad news about the Bidens all year. There's still no news about Hunter's laptop videos. Gun World said the top three name-brand silencers in America are the Odessa, the Tyrant, and Facebook.
Joe Biden was called the winner by the Associated Press Friday thanks to the surge of mail-in votes that came in after Tuesday and flipped the swing states. And that's not all. Joe Biden has just been nominated for Catholic sainthood for raising millions of people from the dead on Election Day.
Joe Biden told a press briefing Monday he has no qualms about taking a virus vaccine whether it's made by either Pfizer or Moderna as long as it's approved by the FDA scientists. Not all the Bidens need to be concerned about virus safety. We all have video proof that nothing can kill Hunter.
President Trump praised the public-private partnership between the pharmaceutical firms and government that produced a second vaccine Monday. The cavalry may have arrived just in time. In a safety measure to lower the Covid death rate, Chicago just issued a 30-day murder-at-home order.
The fishing was very good today! Already posted this one on my FB page. More to come! TM
God, please! Help us all!!! TM
"Of all horrible religions the most horrible is the worship of the god within." GK Chesterton
“These High-Tech oligarchs are dangerous for democracy.” Devin Nunes
"It’s a movement comprised of Americans from all races, religions, backgrounds and beliefs, who want and expect our government to serve the people, and serve the people it will." Donald Trump's Victory Speech 11/9/16
INSIDE EVERY LIBERAL IS A TOTALITARIAN SCREAMING TO GET OUT -- Frontpage mag
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