Nancy Pelosi signaled for partisan opposition to Trump's handling of the Corona Virus. Hillary Clinton quickly came up with a plan to deal with the virus. Hillary would bleach it and pound it.
The University of California will de-emphasize college entrance exams to try to diversify their campus populations. As it is, the SAT in California is down to just one math question. It goes, if we divide one hundred-twenty-five genders by three bathrooms, how much climate change will we have?
President Trump held a press conference Wednesday to assure the nation that the government is prepared for all virus scenarios. Naturally it was politicized. President Trump vowed to kill the Corona Virus, prompting Nancy Pelosi to accuse Trump of spreading hate and being Corona-phobic.
Mike Bloomberg received better reviews for his debate performance in South Carolina. He got lucky during the melee as well. Poor Elizabeth Warren, during the debate she claimed Mike Bloomberg once told a pregnant employee to kill it, and now Planned Parenthood has endorsed him.
Bernie Sanders vowed to move the U.S. Embassy in Israel back to Tel Aviv and move the United States to Cuba. The stock market fell two thousand points in two days leading up to the debate. It doesn't help that Bernie's promising voters that if you like your business, you may keep your business.
President Trump was blamed for the spread of Corona Virus by the media and Democrats for not internationalizing America's effort to battle it Tuesday. They're giving the Russians a much needed week off. Adam Schiff just announced he has proof that Trump colluded with the Coronans.
Joe Biden's smashing victory in South Carolina gave Democratic centrists hope that they can muster enough delegates in today's Super Tuesday primaries to prevent the party from being taken over by the Socialists. The field began to narrow Sunday. Mayor Pete's out, and not for the first time.
President Trump was ripped by Democrats for downplaying the Corona Virus. Hillary Clinton would get rid of the contagion quickly. Hillary would this give the Corona some secret, damaging information on herself, and next thing you know, the virus would be found hanged to death in its cell.
President Trump was accused of xenophobia by CNN for shutting down foreign arrivals from heavily-infected areas. It has become background noise. If L.A. was leveled by an earthquake, CNN would find a geologist to point at a map and explain that the earth cracked open along Trump's Fault.
San Francisco mayor London Breed declared the city in a Corona Virus emergency at a press conference in City Hall. It was a simple reminder to adopt common hygiene practices. San Francisco residents are now being urged to wash their hands, especially after using the sidewalk.
Joe Biden was propelled to the greatest Democratic primary comeback since Bill Clinton back in 1992, when he swept the South. Joe is so much fun. He concluded his victory speech to his cheering crowd Tuesday with these stirring words --- My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message!
The Centers for Disease Controls reported more deaths from Corona Virus in the Washington State area, while other parts of the nation tried novel ways to thwart the contagion. Chicago had its first Corona Virus death last Friday. The virus was shot and killed while trying to cross Michigan Avenue.
The Washington Post reported that a federal judge just granted a petition by Judicial Watch and agreed to force Hillary to finally testify about the e-mail scandal. We know what's next. Allow me to be the first to state that the judge's tragic death next Thursday at 6 PM was not a suicide.
The Democratic Party presidential field narrowed down to the two remaining candidates Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders after South Carolina and Super Tuesday results forced the rest to drop out. I felt badly for Elizabeth Warren Wednesday. It was the second time in a year she left a race.
Elizabeth Warren faced pressure from Progressive Democrats to withdraw and endorse Bernie after she failed to win a state on Super Tuesday. Her staffers say she is reviewing her options. Liz has been invited back home to Oklahoma to receive her new Indian name, Running Last.
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