Words alone cannot describe my disappointment that there weren't more example pictures at the link to help me judge the accuracy of the premise.

It's simple. Desirable women are like rock climbing. They require handholds!

"Their conclusions came from a two-part study..."

Ain't science grand and, gosh, it's simply wondrous how evolution explains everything, just everything. It's totally remarkable how these researchers can go from men's preferred female butt size to "These women would have been more effective at foraging during pregnancy and less likely to suffer spinal injuries," he said in a UT Austin news release. "In turn, men who preferred these women would have had mates who were better able to provide for fetus and offspring, and who would have been able to carry out multiple pregnancies without injury."

Uh huh. I'm convinced.

"I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring"

Quote: Cincinnatus wrote in post #5

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"Their conclusions came from a two-part study..."

Ain't science grand and, gosh, it's simply wondrous how evolution explains everything, just everything. It's totally remarkable how these researchers can go from men's preferred female butt size to "These women would have been more effective at foraging during pregnancy and less likely to suffer spinal injuries," he said in a UT Austin news release. "In turn, men who preferred these women would have had mates who were better able to provide for fetus and offspring, and who would have been able to carry out multiple pregnancies without injury."

Uh huh. I'm convinced.

"I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring"

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So I note all the comments on this thread come from males. That makes me suspect the women on here are laughing, rolling their eyes, and thinking, "men!"

Quote: Cincinnatus wrote in post #7

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So I note all the comments on this thread come from males. That makes me suspect the women on here are laughing, rolling their eyes, and thinking, "men!"

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I, Cincinnatus, counter W's gambit of "All about the bass" with a devastating move of my own. Take that, W.

W, that was a good opening salvo, but I'm afraid Cincy pulled ahead with that one. (no puns intended, implied or otherwise expressed)

I need more information (for grampa of course). My vote still goes with W for a great opening!

But what exactly is a curvy bottom vs. say a fat bottom? Seriously?

Is it a 36 inch hip measurement, 40 inch, 52 inch?

Enquiring minds want to know!

Quote: Sanguine wrote in post #10

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W, that was a good opening salvo, but I'm afraid Cincy pulled ahead with that one. (no puns intended, implied or otherwise expressed)

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That's great, W!

Indeed we do.

LOL W.

Yep, pretty much!

Quote: conservgramma wrote in post #11

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I need more information (for grampa of course). My vote still goes with W for a great opening!

But what exactly is a curvy bottom vs. say a fat bottom? Seriously?

Is it a 36 inch hip measurement, 40 inch, 52 inch?

Enquiring minds want to know!

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