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#1 | The Power of Make-Up datum

Mon Dec 08, 2014 10:47 pm

The two basic truths of Life: There is a God. He isn't me.

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#2 | RE: The Power of Make-Up datum

Mon Dec 08, 2014 10:57 pm

How long will it be till TM rolls in here and spins some shit about the chicks on the left being more attractive because they are all "natural"?

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#3 | RE: The Power of Make-Up datum

Tue Dec 09, 2014 12:33 am

Burp....

Among the first to support Sessions 2016!!

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#4 | RE: The Power of Make-Up datum

Tue Dec 09, 2014 12:36 am

EGAD!! Eyewash, eyewash.

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The two basic truths of Life: There is a God. He isn't me.

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#5 | RE: The Power of Make-Up datum

Tue Dec 09, 2014 12:40 am

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�Show me a young Conservative and I'll show you someone with no heart. Show me an old Liberal and I'll show you someone with no brains.� ¯ Winston S. Churchill

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#6 | RE: The Power of Make-Up datum

Tue Dec 09, 2014 12:55 am

Quote: Frank Cannon wrote in post #2
How long will it be till TM rolls in here and spins some shit about the chicks on the left being more attractive because they are all "natural"?

Quote: Cincinnatus wrote in post #1
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OK, but you're missing the point.

If, hypothetical here, I went to bed with any of those chicks on the right side [but this one especially]

and then, after a decent night's sleep,

I woke up with the chick on the left side?

I'd feel duped and tricked!!!

TM feels it's better to find one that steers toward her natural beauty and then hang tight.

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�Show me a young Conservative and I'll show you someone with no heart. Show me an old Liberal and I'll show you someone with no brains.� ¯ Winston S. Churchill

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#7 | RE: The Power of Make-Up datum

Tue Dec 09, 2014 12:58 am

Quote: ThirstyMan wrote in post #6

If, hypothetical here, I went to bed with any of those chicks on the right side [but this one especially]

and then, after a decent night's sleep,

I woke up with the chick on the left side?

I'd feel duped and tricked!!!

TM feels it's better to find one that steers toward her natural beauty and then hang tight.

Get with the program TM. You are supposed to get the hell out of there before she wakes up.

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#8 | RE: The Power of Make-Up datum

Tue Dec 09, 2014 12:59 am

Quote: Frank Cannon wrote in post #7
Quote: ThirstyMan wrote in post #6

If, hypothetical here, I went to bed with any of those chicks on the right side [but this one especially]

and then, after a decent night's sleep,

I woke up with the chick on the left side?

I'd feel duped and tricked!!!

TM feels it's better to find one that steers toward her natural beauty and then hang tight.

Get with the program TM. You are supposed to get the hell out of there before she wakes up.

I did not know that.

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�Show me a young Conservative and I'll show you someone with no heart. Show me an old Liberal and I'll show you someone with no brains.� ¯ Winston S. Churchill

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#9 | RE: The Power of Make-Up datum

Tue Dec 09, 2014 1:04 am

TM, it would appear you missed the important picture I posted a short while ago.

The two basic truths of Life: There is a God. He isn't me.

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#10 | RE: The Power of Make-Up datum

Tue Dec 09, 2014 2:12 am

Quote: Cincinnatus wrote in post #9
TM, it would appear you missed the important picture I posted a short while ago.

yuk! well, yes, I do remember seeing that...

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�Show me a young Conservative and I'll show you someone with no heart. Show me an old Liberal and I'll show you someone with no brains.� ¯ Winston S. Churchill

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#11 | RE: The Power of Make-Up datum

Tue Dec 09, 2014 10:50 am

Quote: ThirstyMan wrote in post #6
Quote: Frank Cannon wrote in post #2
How long will it be till TM rolls in here and spins some shit about the chicks on the left being more attractive because they are all "natural"?

Quote: Cincinnatus wrote in post #1
]

OK, but you're missing the point.

If, hypothetical here, I went to bed with any of those chicks on the right side [but this one especially]

and then, after a decent night's sleep,

I woke up with the chick on the left side?

I'd feel duped and tricked!!!

TM feels it's better to find one that steers toward her natural beauty and then hang tight.

You should have picked door #2. [1] She ain't that bad without the war paint. [2] She doesn't need the massive amount of work your choice does to make spec. [3] She can be ready to rock 'n roll in a hell of a lot less time if you're that sensitivo.

Oderint Dum Metuant

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#12 | RE: The Power of Make-Up datum

Tue Dec 09, 2014 10:57 am

Quote: PzLdr wrote in post #11
[You should have picked door #2. [1] She ain't that bad without the war paint. [2] She doesn't need the massive amount of work your choice does to make spec. [3] She can be ready to rock 'n roll in a hell of a lot less time if you're that sensitivo.

Agreed, Door #2 isn't bad without war paint..... au natural and all.

I picked on Door #1 for the most contrast.

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�Show me a young Conservative and I'll show you someone with no heart. Show me an old Liberal and I'll show you someone with no brains.� ¯ Winston S. Churchill

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