Three ladies are playing the 4th hole at an exclusive country club when a naked man wearing a bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs across the green.
The 3 ladies look and are in shock at the size of his Manhood.
The first lady says, "Well he definitely is not my Husband."
The second lady looks at his manhood and says, "He for sure is not my Husband."
The third lady takes a good look and says, "He's not even a member of this club."
The two basic truths of Life: There is a God. He isn't me.