First off I don't care a fig about the two of them. After all, in true Kennedy fashion he drove his second wife to suicide and was unfaithful to this Hines woman while engaged to her; so he's a typical Kennedy cad and she's has to be somewhat stupid.

No, what interest about all this is that over 300 guests attended their glorious nuptials held at the Kennedy compound in Hyannisport, many of them entertainment figures from Hollywood. So I ask the most pertinent question of the day:

What is the total carbon footprint for this little shindig?

A little advice, Cheryl. Don't hold your breath.