If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.~Jay Leno~ The problem with political jokes is they get elected.~Henry Cate, VII~ We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.~Aesop~ If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.~Will Rogers~ Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.~Nikita Khrushchev~ When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.~Clarence Darrow~ Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.~John Quinton~ Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.~Author unknown~ Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.~Oscar Ameringer~ I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.~Adlai Stevenson, 1952~ A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.~ Tex Guinan~ I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.~Charles de Gaulle~ Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.~Doug Larson~ There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on Congressmen. ~Will Rogers--
Wow, these are too perfect. Hard to pick a favorite but I think I'll go with de Gaulle.
Quote: truthkeeper wrote in post #2Wow, these are too perfect. Hard to pick a favorite but I think I'll go with de Gaulle.
"Politician" is derived from the word politics.Which reminds me . . .