How does Moses make tea?
Hebrews it.

Venison for dinner again?
Oh deer!

I used to be a banker,
but then I lost interest.

Haunted French pancakes
give me the crepes.

England has no kidney bank,
but it does have a Liverpool.

I tried to catch some fog,
but I mist.

They told me I had type-A blood,
but it was a Type-O.

Jokes about German sausage
are the wurst.

I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid,
but he says he can stop anytime.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, a
nd then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,
but I’d never met herbivore.

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