This is the story of the young blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, grabs the mike and calls out a May Day. "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! The pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly. Someone help me! Please help me!"
She then hears a voice on the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath, stay calm and everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."
She then says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Hillary"
"O.K." says the voice on the radio, "Repeat after me: Our Father, Who art in Heaven"
Cruz2016! But right friendly to Trump supporters, anyway.
Quote: Cincinnatus wrote in post #76 This is the story of the young blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, grabs the mike and calls out a May Day. "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! The pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly. Someone help me! Please help me!"
She then hears a voice on the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath, stay calm and everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."
She then says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Hillary"
"O.K." says the voice on the radio, "Repeat after me: Our Father, Who art in Heaven"
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Illegitimi non Carborundum
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.
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Dear Daddy,
I am coming home to get married soon, so get out your check book. I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. As you know, I am in Australia , and he lives in Scotland . We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook , had long chats on Whatsapp, He proposed to me on Skype, and now we've had two months of relationship through Viber.
My beloved and favorite Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding."
Lots of love and thanks, Your favorite daughter, Lilly
My Dear Lilly,
Like Wow! Really? Cool!
Whatever....., I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay for it all through Paypal. And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on eBay.
Love, Your Dad
Illegitimi non Carborundum
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.
I am coming home to get married soon, so get out your check book. I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. As you know, I am in Australia , and he lives in Scotland . We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook , had long chats on Whatsapp, He proposed to me on Skype, and now we've had two months of relationship through Viber.
My beloved and favorite Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding."
Lots of love and thanks, Your favorite daughter, Lilly
My Dear Lilly,
Like Wow! Really? Cool!
Whatever....., I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay for it all through Paypal. And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on eBay.
Love, Your Dad
******* “We cannot continue to allow ourselves to be influenced and molded by the political class and by the media. That is going to destroy us," he said, remarking that it's "kind of sad" that the press is the only business protected by the Constitution "because they were supposed to be the allies of the people." Dr. Ben Carson
I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
I don’t have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don’t have a curfew. I have a driver’s license and my own car. I have ID that gets me into bars and the whisky store. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant. And I don’t have acne. Life is great.
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I don't remember their names
I have to admit I find the 2016 election season disgusting and no one emerges unsullied on either side. I have no idea for whom I will vote, nor even if I will.
Facebook users Linda Wiles and her husband may be retired, but they sure have a lot of spunk! They have a little game they like to play when they’re out on the town and it’s sure to give you a good chuckle.
This message was posted on the couple’s Facebook page back in May, and since then it has gone viral:
“PARKING TICKET: My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, “Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?” He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an “a**hole.” He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So my wife called him a “s*ithead.” He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We always look for cars with Obama stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired. It’s so important at our age!!
I can’t think of a better way for these two to entertain themselves, can you?
I have to admit I find the 2016 election season disgusting and no one emerges unsullied on either side. I have no idea for whom I will vote, nor even if I will.
I have to admit I find the 2016 election season disgusting and no one emerges unsullied on either side. I have no idea for whom I will vote, nor even if I will.
Here's an immigration policy I can get behind. Or in front of. Any perspective will be fine.
I have to admit I find the 2016 election season disgusting and no one emerges unsullied on either side. I have no idea for whom I will vote, nor even if I will.
The IRS has returned the Tax Return to a man in New Jersey after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.In response to the question, "Do you have anyone dependent on you?"
The man wrote: "9.5 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crack heads, 3.4 million unemployable scroungers, 80,000 criminals in over 85 prisons plus 650 idiots in Washington.
The IRS stated that the answer he gave was unacceptable!
The man responded back, "Who did I leave out?"
Illegitimi non Carborundum
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.
Lets check out Trump's presidential qualifications:
1. Obama is against Trump 2. The Media is against Trump 3. The establishment Democrats are against Trump 4. The establishment Republicans are against Trump 5. The Pope is against Trump 6. The UN is against Trump 7. The EU is against Trump 8. China is against Trump 9. Mexico is against Trump 10. Soros is against Trump 11. Black Lives Matter is against Trump 12. MoveOn.Org is against Trump 13. Koch Brothers are against Trump 14. Hateful, racist, violent Liberals are against Trump
Bonus points
1. Cher says she will leave the country 2. Mylie Cyrus says she will leave the country 3. Whoopi says she will leave the country 4. Rosie says she will leave the country 5. Al Sharpton says he will leave the country 6. Governor Brown says California will build a wall
Sounds like the kind of president the US needs.
Go Trump!
Illegitimi non Carborundum
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.
That reminds me of the overweight person who whose Dr limited him to 1,500 calories a day. He didn't like that so he went out and got himself another Dr. That was better, he could live with 3,000 calories a day.
******* “We cannot continue to allow ourselves to be influenced and molded by the political class and by the media. That is going to destroy us," he said, remarking that it's "kind of sad" that the press is the only business protected by the Constitution "because they were supposed to be the allies of the people." Dr. Ben Carson
Quote: algernonpj wrote in post #86I S TRUMP QUALIFIED TO BE PRESIDENT?
SOME POSITIVES !!
Lets check out Trump's presidential qualifications:
1. Obama is against Trump 2. The Media is against Trump 3. The establishment Democrats are against Trump 4. The establishment Republicans are against Trump 5. The Pope is against Trump 6. The UN is against Trump 7. The EU is against Trump 8. China is against Trump 9. Mexico is against Trump 10. Soros is against Trump 11. Black Lives Matter is against Trump 12. MoveOn.Org is against Trump 13. Koch Brothers are against Trump 14. Hateful, racist, violent Liberals are against Trump
Bonus points
1. Cher says she will leave the country 2. Mylie Cyrus says she will leave the country 3. Whoopi says she will leave the country 4. Rosie says she will leave the country 5. Al Sharpton says he will leave the country 6. Governor Brown says California will build a wall
Sounds like the kind of president the US needs.
Go Trump!
EXACTLY!!! SO TRUE!!!
And it was just yesterday that I said, right here on the Front Porch: And, I'll add one thing that makes me LOVE DONALD TRUMP!
He has all the right enemies!!!!
I can't tell you how reassuring that is!
Now don't let us down Donald!!!!
******* “We cannot continue to allow ourselves to be influenced and molded by the political class and by the media. That is going to destroy us," he said, remarking that it's "kind of sad" that the press is the only business protected by the Constitution "because they were supposed to be the allies of the people." Dr. Ben Carson
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