London's BLM protestors spray-painted graffiti at the base of a statue of Winston Churchill calling him a racist. They're stretching things. In Philadelphia, protesters may take down the statue of Rocky Balboa on the City Hall steps because he beat up two black guys back in the Eighties.
Joe Biden left the basement and spoke off the cuff in Pennsylvania, placing comedians on full alert. He's ad-libbing again. Joe Biden stated that President Trump isn't up for the job of healing our country's racial wounds, then Joe added that if you paid for your TV set, you ain't black.
Billboard reported Lady Antebellum is changing its name to Lady A because Antebellum has slavery connotations. Since BLM protests started this month, every white person in show business is just terrified of offending minorities. From now on, Arnold Schwarzenegger will identify as Arnold.
President Trump took criticism from the media and Democrats for scheduling a huge rally Saturday. The CDC concurred, saying the 20,000 attendees at the Trump rally in Tulsa are in danger from the spread of Covid-19. However, they said the 40,000 protestors will be completely safe.
The Washington Post noted that the latest police shooting in Atlanta last week sparked a new round of street protests on behalf of racial respect. The outrage has been cause of great worry for many Americans. The biggest miracle of this month is that Netflix hasn't pulled Blazing Saddles yet.
An Atlanta Wendy's was torched after another police shooting of a black suspect a week after the riots over the Minneapolis tragedy. Downtown Seattle remains occupied. Just this week, the FBI uncovered a plot by Al Qaeda to just sit back and enjoy watching the destruction of the United States.
Seattle's Autonomous Zone issued its list of demands and declared its independence, however the city government is providing them emergency toilets. This may be a new international record. They've been an independent country for less than a week and they're already receiving foreign aid.
Nancy Pelosi called for all statues of Confederate heroes to be taken down in the U.S. Capitol statuary hall. For all the protestors who would tear down and destroy Southern heritage to display your moral virtue, I have one just question. How many of you drive Volkswagens?
Mel Brooks' classic Blazing Saddles is under Google scrutiny because of its freewheeling race humor popular in the Seventies. Streaming services have been ordered to edit out its racial jokes. This new edited version of Blazing Saddles will air Saturday from eight o'clock until seven after eight.
CNN news show host Don Lemon said on the air that white men are the number-one problem in America today, omitting to add that his gay boyfriend in New York is a white guy. The more we know, the more things make sense. Did you hear the latest news, Elmer Fudd just came out as a cop.
House Democrats complained Trump's order on police reform doesn't bring about societal change. They're busy pushing a bill to create a 51st state. Nancy Pelosi wants the new state to be Washington, D.C., but Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is insisting on downtown Seattle.
Joe Biden began catching grief from black voters for statements he made in the early 1990s as a vociferous advocate of the crime bill. At last his problems of recalling things might actually help him win. Joe Biden's memory is getting so bad I'm pretty sure he could plan his own surprise party.
President Trump defied the CDC and hosted a packed campaign rally in Tulsa Saturday and he had them on their feet all night. A great comedian is worth every minute you wait in line to see. The media reports that twenty-two Americans who attended the rally died of Corona Virus next week.
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