The Full Song


I have Friends in Safe Spaces

Lyrics:

[Verse 1: Chad]
Blame it all on our roots we never wore boots
And never once played in the street
We feel very bitter
Get our news off of Twitter
And we just can't handle defeat
You saw the surprise and the fear in our eyes
When Donald became president
Screamed this can't be true
Americas through
And to the safe spaces, we went

[Chorus: Chad]
I've got friends in Safe Spaces
And If you don't go with us
Then you must be racist
That is our catchphrase
Where is my latte
Come on in and let's get cozy
Showing off participation trophies
Watching CNN
In Safe Spaces

[Instrumental]

[Verse 2: Steve]
Well we all get along
And sing happy songs
And watch movies by Michael Moore
We hate the alt-right
We've got puppies on site
And we play around on the floor
Oh there's coloring books
And sad long faced looks
And tears just explode from our face
But give us an hour we're delicate flowers
We just need an embrace...

[Chorus: Steve]
Oh I've got friends in Safe Spaces
If you don't go with us
Then you must be racist
That is our catchphrase
Where is my latte
Come on in and let's get cozy
Showing off participation trophies
Watching CNN
In Safe Spaces

[Chorus: Chad & Steve]
Oh I've got friends in Safe Spaces
If you don't go with us
Then you must be racist
That is our catchphrase
Where is my latte
Come on in and let's get cozy
Showing off participation trophies
Watching CNN
In Safe Spaces

[Outro Chad & Steve]
You can all come in
Our safe spaces
(Just hold me, hold me Chad, just cuddle, we need to cuddle)