http://time.com/3030375/dave-barry-50-shades-of-grey/

PzLdr's 3rd Universal Law: ALL women are crazy!

Every woman I know (with their shit together) said they tried reading this book and couldn't get past the first chapter is it written so poorly. An easy way to classify a woman as an illiterate kook is to ask if they read this thing all the way through and liked it.

BTW, my wife is in publishing and she told me when this loser came out, Random House made so much money from it they gave every one from the janitor to office workers a $5K bonus.

I didn't read the book, didn't even try. Thankfully, Dave Barry did the Cliff Note version, so I don't have even have to wonder.