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If You Liked ObamaCare, You'll Love ObamaCar
Ivan Betinov
11/12/2013

In an effort to win back the hearts of the American People, the White House today announced its support of the new ObamaCar program.

"Too many Americans are driving substandard cars," said White House Spokesperson Jay Carney during today's press briefing. "In fact, there are a lot of Americans who don't even have cars. That is why the President, by executive order, has initiated the ObamaCar Program."

The new program will see that all Americans, regardless of age, place of residence, or occupation will be required to purchase a vehicle suitable to meet the standards mandated by ObamaCar.

However, Carney was quick to point out that this did not mean that anyone would be forced to give up their favorite ride.

"If you like the car you are driving now, you can keep your car. Period." Carney read from a prepared statement by President Obama. "Nobody is going to take it away from you. Period."

Carney said this means that nobody will be required to purchase a vehicle they do not want or need. Ever. As long as your current vehicle meets ObamaCar standard features, you can drive it as long as you like. Unless the manufacturer decides to recall it.

"But if that happens, don't blame us," Carney said. "That's the free market at work, that's capitalism, at least how we define capitalism, in action. We didn't do that to you."
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The ObamaCar will come in two basic models:

The Sporty Runabout



And the Luxurious Executive Sedan



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And Coming Soon: ObamaCycle!



More details:
http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/i...car-t12155.html

This is only a prototype mind you.

So that was the scheme behind Cash for Clunkers...

All of those used parts were put together to create the people's car - Obamacar

I wonder what the range of colors will be? Probably only two - bland and blanderer.