James Comey was interviewed on CNN Thursday when breaking news made him realize that he might be a witness in trials involving the FBI agents or Hillary or Trump he was so freely talking about. Sometimes James Comey thinks he's too judgmental, then he realizes he's surrounded by idiots.
The Department of Justice inspector general referred fired Deputy FBI Director Andy McCabe for prosecution for lying three times about leaking to the press on Trump. The same day, James Comey was revealed to have leaked classified material to the New York Times, having assured Trump that the Steele Dossier claiming Trump leaked on Moscow hookers is false. It's time Congress appointed a Special Urologist.
Rudy Giuliani took a leave of absence from his security firm to be President Trump's attorney and try to wrap up the Russia-collusion probe soon. That may be wishful thinking. Robert Mueller is now investigating to see if Donald Trump's real mother was the long-lost Grand Duchess Anastasia.
-- Argus Hamilton
The music guest at tonight's dinner was provided by the Washington National Opera. When Macron asked Trump if he likes opera, Trump was like, "Not if she runs against me in 2020."
-- Jimmy Fallon
Muslims have gone on the rampage in Manchester, killing anyone who's English. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 8 or 9.