Oh, wow, number 1 is the flamethrower. Believe it or not but according to the US Army I am a sharpshooter with the flamethrower.

No, really. Even got a medal somewhere which proves it. When I was at Ft Hood, TX, taking AIT, one of the weapons we oriented on was the flamethrower. The test was to shoot at a wooden box and take that sucker out. So I go to the line with this huge tank of whatever on my back and go into the prone position with but one thought: get this awful weight off me. I pull the trigger and accidentally hit that stupid box so well I earned sharp shooter.

I woulda made expert but the tanks ran out of juice on my 3rd and final shot. Nonetheless if ever any of you need a trooper trained on the flamethrower for any reason just get in touch with me. Reasonable rates.