What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses. What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? ~~ Quatro cinco. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled Milk.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? ~~ Frostbite. What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? ~~ Anyone can roast beef.
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers.
Illegitimi non Carborundum
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.- Orwell
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