Hello?

Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is mommy near the phone?

No, daddy. Shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.

After a brief pause, daddy says - But honey, you dont have an Uncle Paul.

Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with mommy right now.

Brief pause...

Uh...ok then. I want you to put the phone down, run upstairs, knock on the door and shout to mommy that daddy's car just pulled up.

Ok daddy, just a minute.

A few minutes later the littl girl comes back to the phone.

I did it daddy.

And what happened honey?

Well mommy got scared, jumped out of the bed naked and ran 'round screamin' then tripped on the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!

OMG!!! What about your uncle Paul?!

He jumped out of the back window into the pool. But I guess he didn't know you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of it and I think he's dead!

Real long pause...

Then daddy says,

Swimming pool?! Is this 353-867-8015?

Little girl says: No I think you have the wrong number!