Special Counsel John Durham's probe of the Hillary campaign's use of the now debunked Steele Dossier to frame Trump was stalled by a partisan jury Tuesday. A jury of Democrats in DC acquitted Hillary's lawyer Michael Sussman of lying to the FBI. The first one to congratulate him was O.J. Simpson.
A DC jury acquitted Clinton campaign lawyer Michael Sussman of lying to the FBI when he told the FBI in 2016 he was not tipping them to the Trump-Russia collusion fiction on Hilary's behalf. Sussman can now relax. Hillary's called off his suicide and the jurors will live to see their next birthday.
The World Health Organization issued a statement on Tuesday declaring that Monkey Pox poses a moderate risk of spreading worldwide, even though it's not airborne but spread by sex between men. Next we will hear that you may have Monkey Pox and not know it. You may be A-Chimp-tomatic.
President Biden doubled down on his demand for strict gun control laws Friday, disregarding the uncontrollable gun violence in gun-controlled big cities. The White House knows it's in a race against the clock. Scientists are warning that within six months, humanity will run out of things to call racist.
The National Rifle Association answered its critics Friday pointing out that no mass shooter has ever been a member of the NRA. Hell, everything's dangerous. Last year, sixteen thousand people died from falling in the shower or in the bathtub, and those were just the ones who crossed the Clintons.
Stormy Daniels' lawyer Michael Avenatti was sentenced to jail for his conviction for fraud and theft. This recalls how American workers are being replaced by robots. Both Stormy and Avenatti screwed people for a living, but today lawyers and porn stars are being rapidly replaced by gas pumps.
NBC News reported Tuesday President Biden is furious at White House staffers who have been walking back his public statements of policy and reversing them. That's all his press secretary ever does. If you think Joe Biden has a tough job, everything Joe says, she has to say backwards and in high heels.
President Biden green-lighted the transfer of short-range missiles to Ukraine to take out Russian artillery batteries in the Donbas. The problem is, Ukraine can also use the missiles to bombard cities located in Russia. It's Joe Biden's job to prevent World War III, so I'm pretty sure we're all going to die.
Democratic Party lawyer Michael Sussman was found not guilty of lying to the FBI when he told them in 2016 he was tipping them Trump disinformation on his own and not on behalf of Hillary's campaign. The trial was in DC. Michael Sussman was acquitted by a jury of his peers of Clinton donors.
President Biden addressed the nation Friday and urged the banning of single-fire assault rifles but made no proposals to fortify schools. Many states are not waiting for the federal government to help. Not only do teachers in Ohio get to carry hand guns, but the librarians are allowed to use silencers.
Chevron stations in West Hollywood and Beverly Hills raised gas prices to over seven dollars per gallon Tuesday, an all-time high. It's walloping the president in the polls in Los Angeles. L.A. drivers are so angry over gas prices they've stopped referring to coffee as a Cup of Joe, out of respect for coffee.
-- Argus Hamilton
"Much to the embarrassment of emotionally well-adjusted Americans, the House Soviet Select Committee on Daddy Issues, also known as the J6 Committee, continues to play kangaroo court for a television audience that couldn’t fill a windowless pervert van. Thus far, all the committee has accomplished is to showcase Liz Cheney’s constipation-induced humorlessness. One would think that people who have had so much practice spinning false narratives would be better at this by now."
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