Politico said the controversy between teachers unions and parents over early child sex education could affect the fall races. Warner Brothers is removing all gay content from the new Harry Potter movie to appease China. Disney is asking if they could have those scenes to add to their preschool shows.
Reagan shooter John Hinckley recruited his social media followers to sell out a New York club Tuesday to hear him sing songs he composed while in the mental hospital. We all wish him well. I sent him a note of congratulations, and passed along the news that Dr. Fauci is dating Jodie Foster.
Jackie Robinson was honored in the U.S. Capitol on the 75th anniversary of his integrating Major League Baseball. What a ceremony. It doubled the number of statues in the Rotunda because when it was revealed that Jackie was a lifelong Republican and Nixon supporter, the Democrats turned to stone.
New York police captured the subway shooter Frank James Wednesday after he was spotted at McDonald's. An African American, he posted videos spewing offensive insults at blacks, Latinos, Asians, whites, gays and women. He could spend the next five-to-ten years hosting the Academy Awards.
President Biden spoke in Iowa when a bird flying overhead relieved himself and the mess landed on the president's shoulder. I think the bird mistook him for a statue. Considering the price of gasoline and food and the fact that he was in Iowa, I'd say the president should be grateful that cows can't fly.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced she tested positive for coronavirus last week, prompting fears for President Biden's health, as she'd kissed him on the cheek Tuesday. However, the president was never in any danger of infection. Even Covid doesn't want to be seen photographed with Joe Biden.
President Biden finished a speech at the White House Thursday then spun to his right and shook hands but no one was standing there. He shook hands with air. If Elon Musk buys Twitter for forty three billion, it’ll be the biggest overpayment since somebody offered Joe Biden a penny for his thoughts.
The National Archives agreed to deliver the January 6th Congressional Committee more Trump White House records as House Democrats try to prove the insurrection was incited by the former president. Oh yes, we all remember January 6th of last year. It was two dollars and fifteen cents a gallon.
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