#1 New element discovered by Cincinnatus 12.08.2014 16:17

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Pelosium:

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium.

Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 223 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.

The symbol of Pelosium is PU.

Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isotopes

#2 RE: New element discovered by algernonpj 12.08.2014 17:14

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Quote: Cincinnatus wrote in post #1
Pelosium:

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium.

Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 223 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.

The symbol of Pelosium is PU.

Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isotopes

Oew of the funniest things I have read in a L O N G time.



Does Pelosiuim have isomers named Zeronium and Bidenium with the symbols BO and BS respectively ?

#3 RE: New element discovered by Rev 12.08.2014 17:15

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"I'll get you, Cincinnatus, and your little dog, too!

Release the flying monkeys!"

#4 RE: New element discovered by ThirstyMan 12.08.2014 18:24

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Quote: Rev wrote in post #3


"I'll get you, Cincinnatus, and your little dog, too!

Release the flying monkeys!"




RUN CINCY !!!!

#5 RE: New element discovered by algernonpj 13.08.2014 12:03

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Quote: Rev wrote in post #3


"I'll get you, Cincinnatus, and your little dog, too!

Release the flying monkeys!"

Quote: Rev wrote in post #3


"I'll get you, Cincinnatus, and your little dog, too!

Release the flying monkeys!"


Better keep a bucket of water handy Cincy.

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