#1 Herkimer County men accused of sexually abusing cows by Rev 24.02.2014 19:24

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Herkimer County men accused of sexually abusing cows

Posted: 02.21.2014 at 9:09 PM

HERKIMER CO. -- Two Herkimer County men are accused of sexually abusing cows.

35-year-old Michael Jones, of Cedarville Road in Ilion, and 31-year-old Reid Fontaine are charged with sexual misconduct, a misdemeanor.

The owner of a local farm set up video surveillance in his barn, trying to figure out why his cows appeared anxious and were not producing normally. The owner later contacted State Police after video revealed the cows were being sexually abused.

Police say their investigation found Jones agreed to videotape Fontaine as he tried to have sexual contact with several cows.

http://www.cnycentral.com/news/story.asp...36#.UwvhsvldX4J

#2 RE: Herkimer County men accused of sexually abusing cows by PzLdr 24.02.2014 21:13

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What udder failures as men.

#3 RE: Herkimer County men accused of sexually abusing cows by Cincinnatus 25.02.2014 00:57

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So anyway these 3 shepherds were discussing how they, uh, performed their romantic activities with the sheep they herd.

The first guy described how he would wear a pair of oversized boots into which he would insert he sheep's hind legs which made it possible for him to do his business.

The second shepherd described a special contraption he developed which immobilized the sheep and thus he could do his.

The third guy looked at the other 2 quizzically and stated all he did was turn the sheep over on their backs when he was amorous.

The first 2 looked at him and asked, "You turn them over on their backs? That's how you do it?" To which the 3rd shepherd replied, "Well, yeah, how else are you gonna kiss them?"

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