#1 Fruitcake Hankering!!! by ThirstyMan 04.12.2013 16:18

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Look Christmas is coming and nobody makes fruitcake anymore!!! I'm lucky I have an 80 yo neighbor who still practises the art. She has not succombed to those nasty fruitcake haters in this world and I am glad for her, let me tell you!!!

What's this world coming to???

Does anyone think the "millennial generation" even knows what a fruitcake is or has ever tasted one???

Such an absolute shame!!!

#2 RE: Fruitcake Hankering!!! by truthkeeper 04.12.2013 16:37

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Ever tried a white fruitcake?

#3 RE: Fruitcake Hankering!!! by ThirstyMan 04.12.2013 16:40

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Quote: truthkeeper wrote in post #2
Ever tried a white fruitcake?




I have nobody to bake me a white fruitcake!!!

#4 RE: Fruitcake Hankering!!! by Sanguine 04.12.2013 16:46

If they're soaked in enough rum, they taste pretty good.

#5 RE: Fruitcake Hankering!!! by Frank Cannon 04.12.2013 19:51

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Zitat
...Christmas is coming and nobody makes fruitcake anymore!!!



There is a reason for that dude. Fruitcakes SUCK!!!!! Now my holiday eggnog is what everyone looks forward to every year and I am sure you would too. Here is the recipe....

Ingredients:

1 Bottle Single Malt Scotch
1 Carton Eggnog
5 Ice Cubes

Directions:

Take eggnog and throw into trash. Put ice cubes into Highball glass and fill with scotch. Do not garnish. Drink immediately.

#6 RE: Fruitcake Hankering!!! by Rev 04.12.2013 20:01

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Quote: Sanguine wrote in post #4
If they're soaked in enough rum, they taste pretty good.


If I'm soaked in rum, they taste pretty good.

#7 RE: Fruitcake Hankering!!! by Frank Cannon 04.12.2013 20:12

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Quote: truthkeeper wrote in post #2
Ever tried a white fruitcake?




That's racist.

#8 RE: Fruitcake Hankering!!! by Eglman 04.12.2013 20:20

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white fruitcake

#9 RE: Fruitcake Hankering!!! by Rev 04.12.2013 20:26

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Quote: Eglman wrote in post #8
white fruitcake


You da man, Eglman...

You da man!

#10 RE: Fruitcake Hankering!!! by ThirstyMan 04.12.2013 20:42

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Quote: Eglman wrote in post #8
white fruitcake




Eglman, that's hilarious!!!

You made my day ...and night!

#11 RE: Fruitcake Hankering!!! by Frank Cannon 04.12.2013 21:09

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Quote: Eglman wrote in post #8
white fruitcake




Nothing says Christmas more than Richard Simmons. That is why he was at the Macy's Day Parade this year....

#12 RE: Fruitcake Hankering!!! by Sanguine 04.12.2013 21:56

Hot pink with black and white stripe? Horrors!

#13 RE: Fruitcake Hankering!!! by ThirstyMan 04.12.2013 22:21

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W-a-a-a-a, my fruitcake thread got hijacked by that other fruitcake Richard Simmons

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